Antisocial text

[supergee]

In an inadvertent right-wing version of the Sokal hoax, Fox News host Eric Bolling announced that algebra texts are promoting the socialist agenda by telling children to "distribute the wealth." What they are promoting is the distributive law, which says that x (y + z) = xy + xz. Math is hard. If you're stupid.

Thanx to theweaselking

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[onyxlynx]

"... Paul Krugman’s logic is child’s play: Share your stuff… A lot of this comes from the teachers. They get their news from The Huffington Post and their antiperspirant from a health food store. This is the way they live.”
Raw Story (http://s.tt/1yfvF)

I'm sorry; this fails to make sense. Even when I switch out the subjects and objects.