Theories

[supergee]

12 million Americans believe lizard people run our country. That’s one of the less popular ones. [Atlantic]

ETA: This actually is old news (2013). Lizards are angrily denying that Trump is one of them

Comments

*laugh*

[ysabetwordsmith]

Can you imagine some poor alien commander spending all the effort to travel to Earth and then getting stuck dealing with the likes of Trump and Putin?

"These mammals are all insane. Let's just pack it all up and go the sharding hell home."