Theories

[supergee]

12 million Americans believe lizard people run our country. That’s one of the less popular ones. [Atlantic]

ETA: This actually is old news (2013). Lizards are angrily denying that Trump is one of them

Comments

[weofodthignen]

I imagine several of these have changed since 2013.

[ironyoxide]

>Lizard people.

Well, figuratively speaking...

Also the ones about Kennedy, crack, etc. could be reasonable, depending on your definition of "conspiracy".

[bibliofile]

If only I still subscribed to Harper's. I bet these made fine fodder for the page o' stats over there.

*laugh*

[ysabetwordsmith]

Can you imagine some poor alien commander spending all the effort to travel to Earth and then getting stuck dealing with the likes of Trump and Putin?

"These mammals are all insane. Let's just pack it all up and go the sharding hell home."