Rumors

[supergee]

There is no truth to the rumor that the President of the United States has killed and eaten his wife.

Well, anyway, there’s no evidence.

Yet.

Comments

[snippy]

My social media thinks she's recovering from a bad beating he gave her. He has a history of domestic violence.

[wordweaverlynn]

That's something I didn't consider. I thought the surgery was code for dealing with a failed suicide attempt, but a battering by her husband is a sickeningly plausible scenario.