Rumors

[supergee]

There is no truth to the rumor that the President of the United States has killed and eaten his wife.

Well, anyway, there’s no evidence.

Yet.

Comments

[minoanmiss]

Yesterday I ran into three women on the train who were discussing the whereabouts of the Firstish Lady, and whether she dug an escape tunnel in the White House's front lawn. I try not to discuss her because I don't want my opposition to Trump's policies to be misconstrued as an attack on rich pretty people, but that was a wild ride of a conversation.

[snippy]

My social media thinks she's recovering from a bad beating he gave her. He has a history of domestic violence.

[wordweaverlynn]

That's something I didn't consider. I thought the surgery was code for dealing with a failed suicide attempt, but a battering by her husband is a sickeningly plausible scenario.