"You will be a rich, famous televangelist, but you have to keep saying stupid, hateful things."

[supergee]

Pat Robertson explains the Haitian earthquake.

Thanx to emceeaich

Comments

[onyxlynx]

He's going to be soooo surprised.

[emceeaich]

That's the thing about oblivion, there's no 'self' to be surprised.

[onyxlynx]

Huh. Well, failing an afterlife, someone'll have to burgle his office or produce the dead female/live male or whatever.

When one is amoral and yet chooses morality as a weapon...that's past creepy.

[emceeaich]

This is why my company needs to partner with Google on reconstructing personalities post-mortem. It may not be the Judgement of God, but a few thousand years (subjective) of flying penises and he'll be begging for the sweet release of rm -rf /.

[onyxlynx]

*snrk*

[cynthia1960]

Hell is actually a composite of Goreans and furries? Eeeek.