"You will be a rich, famous televangelist, but you have to keep saying stupid, hateful things."

[supergee]

Pat Robertson explains the Haitian earthquake.

Thanx to emceeaich

Comments

[emceeaich]

This is why my company needs to partner with Google on reconstructing personalities post-mortem. It may not be the Judgement of God, but a few thousand years (subjective) of flying penises and he'll be begging for the sweet release of rm -rf /.

[onyxlynx]

*snrk*

[cynthia1960]

Hell is actually a composite of Goreans and furries? Eeeek.