The Bush Recovery

George W. Bush, though he is not president anymore, used his superpowers to make the stock market return to where it was before his policies the prospect of a Black Muslim Socialist president caused it to tank. Does that make any sense at all?

Thanx to Oliver Willis

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1. They never cheat.
2. They always lend a helping hand.
3. They don't talk to strangers.
4. They respect the Earth.
5. They are never late.
6. They aren't conceited.
7. They don't judge people.
8. They always give 100%.
9. They graze on peace and love.
10. They don't do drugs.

No wonder they don't exist

Thanx to Shakesville

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So they found this guy who's been living in the swamps for 50 years, and they made him a justice of the peace without telling him that things had changed a bit…

Thanx to Mary Mactavish on Facebook.