Arthur D. Hlavaty

There seems little point in ripping Ross Douthat a new asshole when he already has one and is one, but he is setting out to be the George Will of football (Tim Tebow is, as they say, an occasion of sin in that regard), and Charles Pierce does such a good job of it.

ETA: The Onion, as usual, rose to the occasion (Thanx, womzilla, for the pointer.)