Arthur D. Hlavaty

The latest menace we are supposed to Protect the Children from is lesbian M &Ms. A person or bot named Nick Adams instructs us to buy up lots of these insidious horrors and photograph ourselves smashing them, and there is as yet no conclusive evidence that the whole thing was dreamed up and promoted by the Mars Candy Co.

I don’t think there were queer M&Ms in my formative years. Maybe I got the poly ones.

The Tennessee legislature is not actually menaced by a Muslim foot bath.

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Nation's Moms Invent New Recreational Drug to Worry About

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LSD caused a lot of brain damage and insanity in people who hadn't taken it. Grand Theft Auto may do the same.

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Another Communist Czar! And he's queer!

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