Arthur D. Hlavaty

I found something I like about Donald Trump: He isn’t Jewish. He’s rich, loud, vulgar, pushy, and horny, and he isn’t Jewish. I feel like Charles Rangel pointing out that Dubya talked the way Black people are supposed to.

Thanx to Brenda Daverin on Facebook.

Unlike Gen. J.C. Christian, I do not frequent bars where everyone dresses like a motorcyclist, but no one owns a motorcycle. If I did, though, I would now have an excellent accessory.

Along with all the other bad stuff that went down last month, I lost my wallet. I have done that before, so this time I decided to buy a wallet on a chain, which has just arrived from Bewild.com.

It’s an interesting contrast. The image is Badass Biker Butch, but the purpose is pretty much the same as tying a little kid's mittens to each other.