Arthur D. Hlavaty

Netanyahu, Teresa May, and Putin are sitting in a bar.

"MI-6 is the world's best intel agency," May brags. “We traced that polonium directly to a lab in Moscow!"

“That's nothing!" Bibi scoffs. “Mossad slowed the Iranian nuclear weapons program by inserting a virus into their centrifuges!"

"Child's play!" sneers Putin. “The GRU sent our top double agent to Iraq who took a photo of Seal Team Five and posted it on Twitter!"

Thanx to Ex-Sen. Al Franken

Intelligence analyst arrested for revealing classified info for a reason other than helping the president lie us into an Asian war.

Thanx to Lindsay Beyerstein.