Arthur D. Hlavaty

Andy Borowitz suggests:

Try to Forget That My Brother Left the Country in Smoldering Ruins-- rejected Jeb Bush campaign slogan

In Harry Harrison's space opera parody Star Smashers of the Galaxy Rangers, the brave boy heroes are facing with barely concealed glee the life-threatening adventures that they will have to undergo to win the Giant Plot Coupon. The female lead (i.e., prize) calmly points out a strategy whereby they could grab the coupon at no danger to themselves, but they ignore her because "she was just a silly hysterical girl."

The Boys' Adventure Club known as the George W. Bush Administration had an exciting plan to keep the economy expanding forever, and didn't listen to silly hysterical girls like Sheila Bair and Brooksley Born who thought there might be something dangerous about subprime loans. Oliver Willis discusses.

Dubya claims that his memoir is his own work. Lending credence to that implausible assumption: Chunks of it are cut & pasted

Thanx to coyotegoth

On Sarah Palin: "I'm trying to remember if I've met her before. What is she, the governor of Guam?"

New book with more juicy Bush stupidity.

If the “serious people” were consistently less accurate than a stereotypical Democratic Underground poster whose magic 8-ball always says “Chimpy will do evil!” then perhaps the allegedly “serious” people should hang their heads in shame, you know?

Unqualified Offerings, with reasons they did even better than the magic 8-ball.

"They broke the army."

Thanx to pecunium