Arthur D. Hlavaty

In today’s dog-bites-man story, the governor of Alabama, who has all the qualifications for that particular job (loves fetuses, hates queers, makes sure that not too many dark-skinned people vote), got caught entangling the state government in his extramarital adventures and had to step down. In somewhat less familiar news, the state is allowing one particular church to have its own police department. I see no way in which that could possibly end badly.

Thanx to Charles P. Pierce.