Arthur D. Hlavaty

Joe Biden is a doddering old mummy with a skull full of dumpster juice. [Deadspin]

It all started with The Realist. Editor Paul Krassner was brilliantly witty and cynical, and the zine also introduced me to Robert Anton Wilson and Albert Ellis, among others. Now Krassner is in hospice care and on his way out.

Thanx to RAW Illumination.

One of the good things about the new Star Wars is that Princess *hyuk hyuk* Leia has matured into General Organa, a middle-aged woman who looks like a middle-aged woman. Carrie Fisher, who has always been a nifty person despite being Princess Leia, is not taking any crap from the idiots who object.

Thanx to File 770

The Man Who Knew Too Much

Thanx to andrewducker

Woman fired for excessive adulthood

Thanx to andrewducker