Performance standards

[supergee]

Indiana legislator wants a law that would punish bad singing of "The Star-Spangled Banner" (which everyone knows cannot be sung well). H.P. Lovecraft, with his love of tradition, would sing "To Anacreon in Heav'n" when everyone else was singing the new version. I imagine the elected moron would favor a law against that as well.

Comments

[necturus]

I heard a certain former Marine sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" to the tune "The Ash Grove" at an alt.polycon a few years ago.

[wordweaverlynn]

That would be a big improvement.