Hire the handicapped. They'll work it out*

[supergee]

Profitt [Rand Paul's lead thug] explained that he used his foot to try and keep her down because he can't bend over because of back problems.

Thanx to Ta-Nehisi Coates, who also said, "To be black in America is to take lectures on dignity from naked emperors."

*Title stolen from Esquire's Dubious Achievements