Three Thoughts for Outside Context Day

[supergee]

"There goes the neighborhood"--unidentified Native American, 1492

"He knew the world was round-o
His balls hung to the ground-o
That navigatin', masturbatin'
Son of a bitch Columbo"--T.S. Eliot or one of his collaborators

"Columbus and his band slammed into these shores with all the force of a jet into a skyscraper"--The Rude Pundit

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[sturgeonslawyer]

Unfortunately, the best evidence I can find is that those delightful lines not from anyone related to Eliot, but an American songwriter name of Jerry Bryant. Full lyrics here