Plague ploys

[supergee]

Today’s vote of thanks goes to the millions of white Americans (with one vote each) who know that all Asian-looking people (including those whose families have been here for over a century) have actually just arrived, bearing Oriental Virus Death. The lines at the Asian grocery were moderate.

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[supergee]

I don't know. We stocked up before the rush.

[mount_oregano]

Wise move. If only our Wartime President had that same foresight. Instead, airplanes were flying over Pearl Harbor and he said it's just a training exercise.