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[supergee]

Women's breasts are not communication devices. [Katherine May/Twitter]

ETA: Synchronicity: A Facebook post reminds me of this quote from D.H. Lawrence (whom I have always thought of as bringing smut into disrepute)

She turned and saw a great white moon looking at her over the hill. And her breast opened to it, she was cleaved like a transparent jewel to its light. She stood filled with the full moon, offering herself. Her two breasts opened to make way for it, her body opened wide like a quivering anemone, a soft, dilated invitation touched by the moon

Comments

[lydy]

How is this sexy? How! Also, what does "cleaved like a transparent jewel to its light" even mean? Are transparent jewels normally cleaved? Also, at this pilot, isn't she a bloody mess? I mean, bathed in moonlight, but once you cleave a body wide, there's gonna be fluids.

[minoanmiss]

*laughs and laughs and also laughs*

[lavendertook]

Her two breasts opened to make way for it, her body opened wide like a quivering anemone, a soft, dilated invitation touched by the moon

Her third breast, always the grounded one, smacked the other two and cried, "Whoa, compatriots! That's no moon! Quit dilating and let's get the hell out of here!"

Sometimes she hated having independently sentient body parts, but she knew to be grateful for the wisdom of the third breast, snapped herself closed, and shook out her knee fins, bidding the sluggards to awake and spring into flight . . .

[lydy]

Thank you. I feel better, now.