At least, if I read the breathless prose right, that one not only didn't injure anyone but didn't start a wildfire; so the loss of the car can serve as some punishment to the self-absorbed twit parent(s).
Gender reveal parties are so ridiculous. If you want to eat cake, fine! Eat cake, have a party!
If you want to obsess over your child's genitals, here's how to reveal them to the world: Invite everybody over, and then at the appointed hour, have the matching parent drop their pants. Nobody will ever forget the occasion.
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Date: 2019-07-09 08:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-07-10 08:50 am (UTC)If you want to obsess over your child's genitals, here's how to reveal them to the world: Invite everybody over, and then at the appointed hour, have the matching parent drop their pants. Nobody will ever forget the occasion.
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Date: 2019-07-10 10:55 am (UTC)