Save the Children!!!

The latest menace we are supposed to Protect the Children from is lesbian M &Ms. A person or bot named Nick Adams instructs us to buy up lots of these insidious horrors and photograph ourselves smashing them, and there is as yet no conclusive evidence that the whole thing was dreamed up and promoted by the Mars Candy Co.

I don’t think there were queer M&Ms in my formative years. Maybe I got the poly ones.