Coffiest

As predicted in The Space Merchants, Chinese restaurant owner puts poppies in his noodles in an effort to addict his customers. He was caught when a failed urine test led back to him, so I guess the war on some drugs is good for something.

Thanx to Slate Star Codex

Strip strip

The good side of stripping

Hypatia et al.

Rejected Disney princesses

Thanx to twistedchick