Immodest proposal

Let's ban weddings

Thanx to Mary Anne Mohanraj on Facebook.

ETA: But she should have quit while she was winning and left out the part about baby showers.

The Amazon that stole Christmas

Amazon takes away access to purchased Christmas movie during Christmas.

Thanx to Mitch Wagner on Facebook

There may be a catch to this

Great new beauty product!

Thanx to marydell

Breaking good

Why your child needs amphetamine. Of course, lots of drugs have both therapeutic and recreational uses, but I don't think there are ads saying, "Does your child have aches & pains? Give him Oxycontin!"