Good question

What's wrong with being a slut?

Buzzword

I was disruptive in elementary school. Now it's what cutting-edge businesses want to be.

Intelligently designed by something that doesn't like us

Why Elizabeth Bear writes Lovecraft pastiche.

Snoops

When they come for your guns, they’ll have the make, model, and address from the NRA.

Thanx to Mercury Rising.

Proof by Photoshop

I assume that people who can spell correctly (I am one) are those who successfully underwent a form of totalitarian indoctrination, rather than being "smarter" than those who can't. So I don't put up pictures of misspelled signs, and I certainly wouldn't fake it