Show them your junk

Maybe we shouldn't call it "junk DNA."

Thanx to andrewducker

Because they can

In the continuing saga of computers making it possible to do things no sane person wanted to, we have the prospect of ever-changing toilet paper prices. It's a small version of the idea that Wall Street can keep playing faster and faster for ever-bigger jackpots, which makes me hear the organ playing sinister foreshadowing music.

Thanx to andrewducker

The fake jock

Paul Ryan doesn't stick to lying about politics.

Thanx to pecunium