Alarmingly plausible

In what some political observers are calling a possible gaffe on the part of the former Massachusetts governor, Mitt Romney told a crowd gathered for a World Wrestling Entertainment event in Ohio today, “I love poor people. They taste like chicken.”

Thanx to The Borowitz Report

A libertarian approach

If they'd let Rush Limbaugh have Viagra without a real prescription, he wouldn't have to get the same effect by spewing his hate fantasies on the air.

Keep government off my Medicare.

An alarming percentage of those who get government benefits don't realize it. Some say it's because people are stupid. Some say it's all a plot. Embrace the power of And.

Thanx to Making Light.

Not the least awful

The Santorum campaign understands campaign rules about as well as it understands human sexuality.

Thanx to Pandagon.