Your tax dollars at work

If it helps, think of the death penalty as a “government program.” It’s one thing to support this government program. It’s something else to refuse to believe your favorite government program could ever do wrong. And it’s downright pathological to be so confident in your favorite government program’s infallibility that you actively undermine an investigation into said government program’s possible flaws.

--Radley Balko on Rick Perry

"All my patients did it"

Just as masturbation causes insanity, pornography causes terrorism.

Thanx to The Agitator

Caught in the first draft

How John Meaney writes.

Thanx to Charlie's Diary

Like The Aristocrats

What do you call a gang of boys so savage that women cannot be safely invited to their gatherings?

Gentlemen

Thanx to Lorem Ipsum