"My developers tell me that the tool is secure."

Amusing security story

Thanx to andrewducker

Use/mention

I have a conditioned reaction to censorship. When I see letters blanked out in a word, I want to say something like, "Wassamatter, can't spell fuck?" I can see some argument for doing it with really offensive words, but I'm glad that Ta-Nehisi Coates says it's OK for white people to quote the word nigger when someone else has used it.

Unconvincing e-mail

i saw your pic at facebook, i can mail you my pics if you want me to ?
you were looking so cute

Sent to me and those above and below me in an alphabetical list.

Our North Korean allies

Like a dumb white punk trying to gross people out by wearing a sauvastika, Sarah Palin gets a 50-50 guess wrong.

Thanx to debgeisler