Your urine is clean, Mr. Schmidlap, but you're pregnant

[supergee]

When Whizzinators are outlawed, only outlaws will have Whizzinators

Thanx to onyxlynx

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[laughingrat]

''There's no good reason to have one -- maybe for Halloween or bar tricks,'' said Roorda, D-Barnhart.

Yeah, because staying the hell employed when Wal-Mart your crazy-ass employer tries to penalize you for something you did while you wasn't on the clock is totally a BAD reason to use a fake urine sample. I mean seriously, "bar tricks" are a good reason? Bar tricks? I'm pretty sure the frat boys back at BGSU can do urine-related "bar tricks" without any kind of fancy apparatus, once they got enough beer in 'em.