Three

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Jeb Bush wants us to believe he is a sad, rather than rabid, Republican. The Duggar family treats "The Marching Morons" as a battle plan. The Hucker excuses one of his followers (Josh Duggar) because he didn't do anything really icky like same-sex marriage. Charles Pierce laughs at them all (and hopes his ancestral land will do the right thing).

ETA: Looks like they did.