Keeping it unreal

[supergee]

Discordians believe that Yossarian is a higher-level saint than Allen Ginsberg because fictional people are capable of greater perfection than real ones. The heretical Church of the SuperGenius (me) keeps that tenet of the mother church because we do not accept the evaluative use of the word real.

Some well-intentioned people noticed the stupid idea that all women should be thin and reacted with "Real women have curves," as if thin women aren't real and "real" means "better," neither of which is true. Likewise, real food.