Beyond this Verizon

[supergee]

I hate Verizon. We get some phone services from them, and they want us to buy more. They spam our phone, and they send advertising that looks like your bill so you'll have to open it. Today the scumbags sent me a French letter, one of those self-contained mailings that minimize their cost and maximize the recipient's efforts. It said it was URGENT INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR ACCOUNT, and of course it was merely trying to send me something new.