supergee | Well... (Reply)

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You know, I don't go around saying that football, basketball, and hockey are for people with short attention spans. (Note: I don't actually think so.) That turkeys with labyrinthine thought processes are attracted to baseball is not the fault of baseball any more than brawling baboons being drawn to football is football's fault. At least, I hope so.
Brooks is Canadian? What, did they throw him out?
Brooks is a METS FAN????? HOW DARE HE????? Damn, now I'm glad I switched allegiances when I moved here. Yyyyyyyyyeeeeeuuuuucccchhhhhhhhhhh!
I'm covered with Lapsang Souchong-flavored treacle just from reading the excerpts. Icky sticky.
Pierce is funny and spot on.

I wish Zombie Howard Cosell would eat Brooks' brain. That much less bad writing in the world.