Save the Children!!!

[supergee]

The latest menace we are supposed to Protect the Children from is lesbian M &Ms. A person or bot named Nick Adams instructs us to buy up lots of these insidious horrors and photograph ourselves smashing them, and there is as yet no conclusive evidence that the whole thing was dreamed up and promoted by the Mars Candy Co.

I don’t think there were queer M&Ms in my formative years. Maybe I got the poly ones.

Comments

[cmcmck]

I never noticed any trans ones..............

[lcohen]

i don't think that buying lots of them is going to send the message to mars that they think it would no matter what they do with them, so yes, could be mars trying to whip up some extra sales.....

[athenais]

Good heavens. What will the Queer Agenda think of next to subvert our children? Also, are they concerned about colors? Because I don't know how you gender chocolate candy.

[voidampersand]

Lesbians from Mars? Tell me more...

[warriorsavant]

Sounds like a movie Ed Wood might have tried to make if he were alive today. Sort of "Plan 9 from Outer Space" meets "Rocky Horror."