Not a hypocrite

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I am an old man whose hands shake and who has trouble going down stairs. I am a short-fingered vulgarian who is liable to type things like “covfefe.” I was a draft dodger, although I did two years of national service (VISTA) because I couldn’t afford bone spurs.

I therefore do not rag on Trump for any of those issues, but I still can find many things to get on his case about.