Cruel, but accurate, comments on the Super Bowl

[supergee]

* "These teams are playing like they know whoever wins has to go to the White House."--Jess Dweck

* That was the sort of Super Bowl one is sentenced to.

* "I suppose it's possible to see a worse half of football, but probably only in Pop Warner."

* Like 4 hours of soccer

* "There's a room in hell where they play this Super Bowl over and over...."

* They invoked Andy Warhol in a commercial, and the game was like one of his early movies. Let that be a lesson to them.

Also, you can't prove it by me, but I'm hearing that they chose a halftime band that wouldn’t make the game look bad.

Comments

[mount_oregano]

I love these, especially the first one, so I'll steal it.

I sort of watched the game, and both teams were consistent in their level of error and failure to execute.

I didn't see much of the half-time show at all except for the part where the meteor supposedly set fire to the stadium. We made merciless fun of that in my house.