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Netanyahu, Teresa May, and Putin are sitting in a bar.
"MI-6 is the world's best intel agency," May brags. “We traced that polonium directly to a lab in Moscow!"
“That's nothing!" Bibi scoffs. “Mossad slowed the Iranian nuclear weapons program by inserting a virus into their centrifuges!"
"Child's play!" sneers Putin. “The GRU sent our top double agent to Iraq who took a photo of Seal Team Five and posted it on Twitter!"
Thanx to Ex-Sen. Al Franken
"MI-6 is the world's best intel agency," May brags. “We traced that polonium directly to a lab in Moscow!"
“That's nothing!" Bibi scoffs. “Mossad slowed the Iranian nuclear weapons program by inserting a virus into their centrifuges!"
"Child's play!" sneers Putin. “The GRU sent our top double agent to Iraq who took a photo of Seal Team Five and posted it on Twitter!"
Thanx to Ex-Sen. Al Franken