“When noble statesmen do not itch….”

The Ohio legislature has passed a bill demanding that doctors attempt to reimplant ectopic pregnancies or face murder charges. The mandated procedure has the disadvantage of being impossible, as would any effort to implant brains in the legislators who voted for it. [Guardian]

Black Friday

Time to bring out my Christmas userpic (thanx again, bohemiancoast) and my tasteful Christmas message:

Saying that there’s a war on Christmas because some people don’t spontaneously wish you a merry one is like saying there’s a war on your dick because some people won’t suck it.