Surprise!

Surprise medical billing, like so much else that is wrong with America, is the work of the form of organized crime known as private equity. [Daily Beast]

John Bolton fired

Bye, bye, Dr. Strangestache. President Blind Pig found an acorn. [The Hill]

They hate big butts and they can lie

Teenage swim champ disqualified for showing intergluteal cleft. [Deadspin]