Mitch McConnell is blocking a bipartisan (you remember bipartisan, don’t you?) bill to inject modest amounts of sense into the criminal justice system. [ThinkProgress]
Bride-to-be wishes to use her wedding party as décor (at their expense) with the fatties separated out. She says she met the groom at a “psychic’s desensitization chamber.” I guess it worked. [Bored Panda]