Is it this bad?

Nothing works and nobody cares. (And this is a Medium post so it molests your screen before you can even look at it.)

Thanx to Follow Me Here

And do-it-yourself celebrity (or anyone else) porn is almost here.

Thanx to andrewducker

Axial tilt is the reason for the season

The sun is about to return; let us rejoice! Many years ago, some of those who celebrate the occasion falsely accused my ancestors of waging a War on Solstice when all we wanted to do was mind our own business. We kicked their ass, and we celebrate that victory as Hanukkah, but it's long past time for bygones to be bygones, so to those who celebrate Solstice, as well as to those who celebrate Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Yule, Newtonmas, and any other holidays I left out, and don't mind if others celebrate theirs, happy holidays.
Thanx to the late Joel Rosenberg for suggesting this line of thought.

Predictable

Apparently, Amazon has done to Whole Foods what it does to things.

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