Unsurprisingly

Mark Zuckerberg wants to read your mind.

Thanx to twistedchick

Modest proposal

Drug-test the people with six-figure tax deductions.

Thanx to Metafilter

Not out of character

Rapist Brock Turner (is he yet envying Rick Santorum’s Google status?) was like that all along.

Trying to out-Trump Trump

In an effort to do something stupider than his choice of running mate, John McCain announced that President Obama was “entirely responsible” for the Orlando shootings. He has since walked it back somewhat, explaining the Obama created Daesh by pulling our troops out of Iraq. What our troops were doing in Iraq is presumably an enigma lost in the mists of history and thus not worth discussing.