Purveyors of evil

Of course Red Lobster is part of the plot against white people and the police. They sell the food God hates.

I see no way in which this could go wrong

In another 50s Galaxy story in real life, you can sign up to be literally followed. But it’s just for one day. Really.

Thanx to andrewducker

Do they think they’re us?

Canadian lab turning out lots of false positive tests for alcohol and other drugs.