Spoiler wars

Spoilers are one of those great emotional issues. Now, a study shows, unsurprisingly, that some people love surprises and suspense, and they hate spoilers, while others (me, for instance) find story suspense a discomfort no more edifying than excretory urgency, and they like spoilers.

Thanx to File 770

Unreal

Real women and the terrifying alternative

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Real-people fic

Chuck Tingle, the Rule 34 porn star who gave us Hunter Dentist Pounded in the Butt by Cecil the Handsome Unicorn, has perhaps outdone himself with Pharma Bro Pounded in the Butt by T-Rex Comedian Bill Murky and a Clan of Triceratops Rappers Trying to Get Their Album Back