Citizen score

China will evaluate everyone's political and economic correctness. Mark Zuckerberg drools in envy.

Thanx to james_nicoll

Hi, Tor!

Tor's new logo does not show a puppy being kicked. Also, a history

Thanx to (you guessed it!) Tor.com.

Uppity

As The Onion pointed out, one sign of racial progress is that black people can now be called elitists. Especially the president.

Thanx to Charles P. Pierce.