Philosophical Swifties

It is possible that you are studying modal logic and other logic jokes.

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I see no way in which this could possibly go wrong

We will soon have Yelp for people. One ray of hope: "You can’t opt out — once someone puts your name in the Peeple system, it’s there unless you violate the site’s terms of service."

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You mean all beauty companies aren't like this?

Lime Crime: Fake deaths, Nazi costumes, legal threats against 13 year-old girls, hacker attacks, class action lawsuits, FDA warnings, credit card fraud, cold sores, and questionably named eyeshadow palettes called "China Doll."

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