Consistency

If you don't like the NSA stealing information, you shouldn't like individuals stealing nude pictures.

Thanx to Geek Feminism.

Putting it all together

The Pixar megastory

Thanx to Making Light.

Scary! Scary!

Starbucks pumpkin spice latte is not full of toxins.

Innumeracy for fun and profit

Nursing home wants patients with zero suicide risk, demonstrating ignorance of probability theory and/or morbid fear of lawsuits.

Thanx to andrewducker