It was a dark and verbal night

Bulwer-Lytton for speculative linguists

Thanx to andrewducker

Finked In

Two people I like personally and one I once contacted in my copy-editing role have apparently nagged me to join them in LinkedIn, even though I had already politely declined that offer. No means no, guys. But of course I know that this apparently pushy behavior is not something they are doing but an undocumented feature of allowing LinkedIn access to their mailing lists. Corporations are people, my friend, and LinkedIn is at least a socially offensive one if not as sociopathic as many.

Good answer

Why teach literature?