Literary monotheism

Ursula K. Le Guin does not believe in the Great American Novel.

And you thought your elementary school sucked

The 6 Most Horrific Lessons Ever Taught in Elementary School

Surprisingly unobvious

Sex toys should not be toxic.

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No matter how sick the pope gets, they never take him to Lourdes

When AOL bought Time Warner in what The Onion called "the biggest Internet play money transaction ever," an early sign that it wasn't working was the realization that disaster awaited if they tried to use AOL for important Internet stuff. Now Yahoo! is trying to make its minions use Yahoo! mail.